Friday, May 19, 2006

5 minute blog

I've decided that pregnancy is tough. Mostly because I have become so incredibly ditzy. Seriously.

Wednesday, I took a corner in Portland, hit a giant hole, and watched in my rearview as my hubcap went flying across the 4 lane road. Marty did run down the road and retrieve it for me.

Last night, I did a night deposit for $75. Today, I checked my balance and it said "deposit $25". I freaked out, called the bank and had them look for my checks for TWO HOURS. Later, I sent Marty to the car to look - he found them. Apparently, I had two deposits but only knew about one of them....

Oh, and my belly? freekin' huge. Last night in bed I was trying to roll over and I kept saying to Marty "I have such cramps, I don't know what is going on". He says "hun, I think you are smushing your belly..try lifting it up to move it". So I did - and sure enough, everything was better. My boobs are still bigger than my belly though - I think they are bigger than the statue of liberty. They are amazing (like a World Wonder type deal).

I told Marty my 10-year-secret and he told me his and that was really good. I feel like an incredible weight that I didn't even know was there is now gone.